The football players I once knew - were the cream of the crop. And when they went on the pitch - we’d see who came out on top? I remember Francis Lee, and Mike Summerbee, Then came Colin Bell, who all played for Manchester City. Even the Arsenal - now they also were the stunners.
‘Father dear,’ said Romeo in 2022, ‘What team shall I play for, Now I’m grown like you? Should I play for Real Madrid Or should it be Manyou?’ Why not play for Crewe?’ Mrs Becks walked in and said: ‘Why not play for who?’ ‘Oh my gosh,’ said Becks to Posh, ‘I thought you were
I am a Premier League footballer - and sometime’s I feel numb, And every time I score a goal - I tend to suck my thumb! I play for West Ham United, also known as ‘the Hammers’, But when I start to suck my thumb - my team mates get the jitters!! I must admit
We are the refugees, we really need your assistance, We are fleeing persecution - as we sail to a new existence. We are leaving our danger land - it is known as Syria - Our lives have all been torn apart - causing mass hysteria. But, wait, there’s breaking news; ‘a land of football stars’,
Wayne Rooney has equalled a record, and made football history, He equalled his England goal scoring - to add to his own tally. This record was previously held by Sir Bobby Charlton, And what did seem to Rooney, it must have been a marathon! Both of these players have links to Manchester United, And both
We really love our football and we watch it on TV, We like to watch the English Premier League - but sadly it isn’t free! The top teams are in action - and they show a lot of skill, But they don’t like playing in Winter time in case they catch a chill! Let’s go
The planets float around all day - within the outer space, They sometimes chat and watch TV - they do this so with grace. They’ve discovered a new interest - which really does intrigue, They get together every week - and watch the English Football Premier League! These planets have been so dormant - but
My name is Alf Garnett, and I’m married to a silly moo, Every day I get up - she tells me what to do! I am a big West Ham United fan - (up the hammers!), I follow them where- ever they go - oh, I give some lectures!! I go to watch them play
We are the super football clubs, and we play in the English Premier League, We are the elite of our game - together, we do intrigue. We pride ourselves on skill - for that there is no doubt, When we score a goal - or two - the fans really do shout. We also entertain
The Premier League, is the league so great, The stars come out - with ball at feet, Classy players, is what they are, Some will play a fine guitar. Running round the pitch they do, Never standing in any queue, Playing tricks with a football now, Now they go for their chow. They are first
Sky Sports now have increased their prices, All this and more - it’s no surprises, Inflation leaps up to the sky, High prices - they can’t deny. The Sky Sports team know their football, They commentate in their own bubble. Talking football - and earning their pay, All this and more - on Saturday. Jeff
The football world is now changing - something is being revealed, Something which will make history - both on and off the field. For decades it has been known - but no one dare come out - For fear of persecution - and everyone would shout? The world of male football - will change now,
Love me tender, love my football, tell me you are mine, For it’s you that I do love - and our hearts entwine. Love me tender, love football - we are the elite, Welcome to the Premier League, we don’t accept defeat. Chorus: Love me tender, we love you - we mean that oh so
Blue is the colour, Chelsea is the team, Then comes Everton - all within a dream. We’re football crazy - we’re football mad, And if our team do lose again - we’ll be so very mad! Red is the colour, Liverpool are now mean, Then comes the Arsenal, somewhere in between! We’re football potty, we’re
We were the greatest Liverpool team to ever grace the pitch, We really were the kings of the Kop - and all without a glitch. We wore the red shirt of pride - a very proud honour - We always played majestically, complimenting each other. The Anfield team really were supreme - we were feared
Billy Bremner had a temper, which was plain to see, And if you tried to tackle him - he’d kick you on your knee! There was also Peter Lorimer, if he came at you, you’d know it, He also had a lethal right foot - a shot just like a bullet! Joe Jordan was a
The transfer news does now amuse, big money is paid on time, Although many object - is what we expect, it really isn’t a crime. The agents are there - and they do car, what will the offer be? A fee so big - you have a jig - now you are so free. Sky
We are the boys in blue, and we are the ones to trust, When we march on to the pitch - watching our skill is a must. We are the Chelsea elite, we play at Stamford Bridge, And we are the defending champions - because we have the courage. We won the Premier League, in
We are the mighty Arsenal - we are a world-class team, We play our game so majestically, we really are supreme. We play in the English Premier League - and we fear no other team, Not even Manchester United - do you know what I mean? Highbury is our home - we also recruit beginners,
The Premier League has now kicked off - we can now applaud the players, Walking on to the perfect pitch - showing off their kickers. Boots all gleaming white - and on occasions - shiny yellow, And if a footballer goes up to the crowd - it’s just to say; ‘HELLO?’ Out of the tunnel
The World Cup Finals we aim at - every four long years, But with the current England team - it always ends in tears! No matter how we try - or who the manager is - We always fail to qualify - and we lose on penalties!! We used to be so good - and
Welcome to the Premier League - it is a world away, A league were all the soccer players - get very high pay. The Arsenal, and the Chelsea - Spurs and West Ham - Are all in the city of London - near the Birmingham! Then there’s Manchester City - competing with Manchester United, These
The football season is now reborn, The kissing of the players - is now the norm. They score a goal - and scream like a woman - They also dance - as their erotica is awoken!! They run around on a pitch - Stopping only - to wipe their snitch. Over paid - and messing