The football players I once knew - were the cream of the crop. And when they went on the pitch - we’d see who came out on top? I remember Francis Lee, and Mike Summerbee, Then came Colin Bell, who all played for Manchester City. Even the Arsenal - now they also were the stunners. 

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We are the refugees, we really need your assistance, We are fleeing persecution - as we sail to a new existence. We are leaving our danger land - it is known as Syria - Our lives have all been torn apart - causing mass hysteria. But, wait, there’s breaking news; ‘a land of football stars’, 

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The planets float around all day - within the outer space, They sometimes chat and watch TV - they do this so with grace. They’ve discovered a new interest - which really does intrigue, They get together every week - and watch the English Football Premier League! These planets have been so dormant - but 

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We are the super football clubs, and we play in the English Premier League, We are the elite of our game - together, we do intrigue. We pride ourselves on skill - for that there is no doubt, When we score a goal - or two - the fans really do shout. We also entertain 

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The Premier League, is the league so great, The stars come out - with ball at feet, Classy players, is what they are, Some will play a fine guitar. Running round the pitch they do, Never standing in any queue, Playing tricks with a football now, Now they go for their chow. They are first 

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Sky Sports now have increased their prices, All this and more - it’s no surprises, Inflation leaps up to the sky, High prices - they can’t deny. The Sky Sports team know their football, They commentate in their own bubble. Talking football - and earning their pay, All this and more - on Saturday. Jeff 

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The football world is now changing - something is being revealed, Something which will make history - both on and off the field. For decades it has been known - but no one dare come out - For fear of persecution - and everyone would shout? The world of male football - will change now, 

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Love me tender, love my football, tell me you are mine, For it’s you that I do love - and our hearts entwine. Love me tender, love football - we are the elite, Welcome to the Premier League, we don’t accept defeat. Chorus: Love me tender, we love you - we mean that oh so 

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The transfer news does now amuse, big money is paid on time, Although many object - is what we expect, it really isn’t a crime. The agents are there - and they do car, what will the offer be? A fee so big - you have a jig - now you are so free. Sky 

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The Premier League has now kicked off - we can now applaud the players, Walking on to the perfect pitch - showing off their kickers. Boots all gleaming white - and on occasions - shiny yellow, And if a footballer goes up to the crowd - it’s just to say; ‘HELLO?’ Out of the tunnel 

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Welcome to the Premier League - it is a world away, A league were all the soccer players - get very high pay. The Arsenal, and the Chelsea - Spurs and West Ham - Are all in the city of London - near the Birmingham! Then there’s Manchester City - competing with Manchester United, These 

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The football season is now reborn, The kissing of the players - is now the norm. They score a goal - and scream like a woman - They also dance - as their erotica is awoken!! They run around on a pitch - Stopping only - to wipe their snitch. Over paid - and messing 

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