I watched the England football game with eager anticipation, Knowing if they WON the game – it would cause a great sensation. Their opponents were Slovakia – who were the better team, They really should have won it – do you know what I mean?! Big Sam Allardyce – he looked so stressed out, Maybe 

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The English football league is now underway, But why was Gary Lineker wearing his underpants to present Match of The Day? He wore them for a bet, because his team won the league, His beloved Leicester City – they caused mass intrigue! And what about the mighty Liverpool – playing Arsenal, What a cracking game 

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I am a very rich footballer, and I play for Manchester United, I flew in to Manchester – on my private jet, because I was invited. I wear a lot of bling, as jewelry I do love, And as I’m worth millions, a gift from my lord, above. My agent did the haggling, and he 

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UK football has now commenced today, The Championship is underway as the teams come out to play. Also in Division One, the teams will all do battle. To kick off another season – players running round like cattle. There’s also Division Two – where lesser teams are based. But they all play for promotion – 

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The UK football pundits are in the news today, The press are all condemning them – and all they have to say. The FA are telling them all – to get a decent job, Not sit in a studio – like a slouchy slob! They’ve all been told to go in to management, And earn 

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My name is Wayne Rooney, I am the captain of England, But now my positions under threat, the new manager is in command. I am in my mid thirties, and I’m not getting any younger, They may recruit some new blood – someone with more stature! I don’t know what the future holds – and 

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We are Sunderland Football Club, and we’re searching for a new manager, We’ve lost Sam Allardyce – and now we feel real anger. He was poached by the elite, of the English FA, To take up a new job – as England manager, we are now in disarray! But we are still in the English 

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The big bosses of the England FA, have made their final decision, They’ve found a new boss for the England team position. They sat round a boardroom, table scratching all their heads, Wondering who to appoint – when they’d rather be home in their comfy beds! Behold! Sam Allardyce, is now in the hot seat, 

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The football season is soon to start My TV and footy will never part. In August it kicks off and the crowds all roar, Especially if your team does always score. To watch those players earn their dough, But sometimes a game can be so slow. The English Premier League is where it is, Watching 

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I wish I was a footballer in the English Premier League, I’d be a millionaire you see – as it’s full of mass intrigue. Chorus: He wants to be a footballer and earn a lot of money. Welcome to the English Premier League, the land of milk and honey. I’d play so good and earn my pay, 

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The England football players have now all gone to France. To take part in the Euro 2016, they anticipate their chance. The boys stood at the airport – so smart and so proud. Wondering why there’s no cheering, coming from the crowd! Welcome to La-France – to all the national teams. And when you go 

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We are the Manchester United boardroom boys, and we’ve caused a lot of anger, We can’t seem to hire the right person – for the role as manager. We took the word of Sir Alex Ferguson, and appointed David Moyes. But he wasn’t successful – and he wasn’t one of the boys. We were all 

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The English FA Cup final was watched all over the world, Crystal Palace and Man United – silence is the word. The global audience to witness, a ‘super-duper’ game, Never a dull moment – in a game of soccer in name. Both teams attacked – as they battled for their glory, There could only be 

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Blackpool football club are trying their best, To play good football – and pass the test. They slowly climb up the very high table, Winning some games – and now they are stable. The Oyston’s won’t buy and spend any cash, This causes friction – even a rash! The fans aren’t happy – that is 

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My name is Aleksandr Orlov, and I am now a meerkat footballer, I cannot play in the goal – because I need to be taller! I will be the referee, and Sergei will be in goal – Oleg will be meerkat striker – but he cannot get the ball? We are playing in the England 

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