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The football season
is now reborn,
The kissing of the
players - is now the
norm.
They score a goal -
and scream like a
woman -
They also dance -
as their erotica is
awoken!!

They run around on
a pitch -
Stopping only - to
wipe their snitch.
Over paid - and
messing around,
In the dressing
room - they pace
the ground.

The world of soccer -
in the USA -
All the boys all come
out and play.
They have just signed
David Beckham -
Followed by Steven
Gerrard - a scouser’
they reckon!!

Diving they do - it’s
now their culture,
Conning the ref - is
it any wonder?
But the kissing they
do - and it doesn’t
look nice,
Are they behaving -
like they’re running
a vice?

The English Premier
League, it is so very
rich,
Loads of talent - or,
is it a glitch?
Sky Sports and BT -
have paid over the
odds,
Raising my phone
line rental - the
greedy sods!!!!

Welcome to soccer -
in the USA -
Where everyone is
happy - come what
may!
So enjoy your football -
and feel the bliss;
‘If you do score a goal -
do you have to kiss?’

 

Written by Darryl Ashton

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