It’s 2019 and Brexit’s been and done No one’s very happy though And we’ve got another election May’s very nervous And she’s gotten very thin But it doesn’t really matter Wenger’s still in It’s late 2020 and Trump’s re-elected He saw a pretty woman though So he got a bit erected But she took a
Telling your nephew they lost, They lost to West Ham of all teams. I didn’t want to ruin his hopes, His dreams, his unrequited love, his aspirations And his undying support for the team But to lose to West Ham, really? I didn’t want to brag or nothing. He’s so young, he’ll learn about the
The land could be bare but doesn’t mean it won’t produce, The land could be dry but doesn’t mean it’s not fertile. It takes time for some things, it takes time to come clean, Deep inside the beast lives, the land can hold its produce. It can withstand the tough seasons, the truth it withholds.
Legends. Small Teams. Energetic. Regressive. Some of the labels carried in their hearts and minds. Do these define their desire? What they wish to acquire? Sit still, watch the game and pick a label, Voice it and see it come to life if it lands on the mind that’s able, To pick, internalize and believe
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My name is Donald Trump I am the new U.S. President, Now I will change things - and make a mega statement. We are going to have our lunch - at my inaugural ceremony - From ‘lobster’ to ‘roast beef-steaks’ - it’s cost me a lot of money. I will also watch some soccer -
Jose Mourinho was so very angry, He thought Manchester United should’ve had a penalty. They nearly won their game with Arsenal, But the game finished 1-1 - instead of 1-0. Gareth Southgate is now England’s new boss. He should be paid on results - so he’d be working for a loss! The England dummies gave
WOW! WOW! WOW! Wonders will never cease! England played Malta - and won the match with ease! The players ran round the pitch - and dazzled with the ball, They ran circles round Malta - they felt like ten foot tall! Wayne Rooney was in mid- field - he has to prove him- self. Or
Wayne Rooney is now a comedian, he says he’ll prove the doubters all wrong, He says he’ll come back as “good as new” - and merrily on song. ‘What’s he going to do - win some major trophy? And win it single handed - and reap in his own glory?’ He’s in his mid thirty’s
The scandal just carries on for the English FA, They appointed a new manager - who caused them such dismay. The scandal broke just recently - in a posh hotel, The meeting between reporters - and was it kiss and tell? Some would call it entrapment - lured by a trap. By a gang of
Wayne Rooney is in a moody - is he now too old? Is he past his sell by date - the truth will now unfold. With new players coming in - and he feels so isolated, Is it time for Rooney to leave - which has been widely speculated! Yes, he was a brilliant player,
I remember in the 1970s, it seems so long ago, I used to watch the football - on TV with my dad always in the know! All the teams were really good - and they played with skill and pace, They really were so entertaining - in fact they were really ace! There were several
A derby at Old Trafford, with two Manchester clubs, Both Man City and Man United - will they use their subs? Mourinho verses Guardiola, are fierce rivals, that’s for sure, But there can only be one winner - the game won’t be a bore. Will Wayne Rooney prove his doubters wrong? And win the game
I watched the England football game with eager anticipation, Knowing if they WON the game - it would cause a great sensation. Their opponents were Slovakia - who were the better team, They really should have won it - do you know what I mean?! Big Sam Allardyce - he looked so stressed out, Maybe
The English football league is now underway, But why was Gary Lineker wearing his underpants to present Match of The Day? He wore them for a bet, because his team won the league, His beloved Leicester City - they caused mass intrigue! And what about the mighty Liverpool - playing Arsenal, What a cracking game
I am a very rich footballer, and I play for Manchester United, I flew in to Manchester - on my private jet, because I was invited. I wear a lot of bling, as jewelry I do love, And as I’m worth millions, a gift from my lord, above. My agent did the haggling, and he
UK football has now commenced today, The Championship is underway as the teams come out to play. Also in Division One, the teams will all do battle. To kick off another season - players running round like cattle. There’s also Division Two - where lesser teams are based. But they all play for promotion -
The UK football pundits are in the news today, The press are all condemning them - and all they have to say. The FA are telling them all - to get a decent job, Not sit in a studio - like a slouchy slob! They’ve all been told to go in to management, And earn
My name is Wayne Rooney, I am the captain of England, But now my positions under threat, the new manager is in command. I am in my mid thirties, and I’m not getting any younger, They may recruit some new blood - someone with more stature! I don’t know what the future holds - and
We are Sunderland Football Club, and we’re searching for a new manager, We’ve lost Sam Allardyce - and now we feel real anger. He was poached by the elite, of the English FA, To take up a new job - as England manager, we are now in disarray! But we are still in the English
The big bosses of the England FA, have made their final decision, They’ve found a new boss for the England team position. They sat round a boardroom, table scratching all their heads, Wondering who to appoint - when they’d rather be home in their comfy beds! Behold! Sam Allardyce, is now in the hot seat,
The football season is soon to start My TV and footy will never part. In August it kicks off and the crowds all roar, Especially if your team does always score. To watch those players earn their dough, But sometimes a game can be so slow. The English Premier League is where it is, Watching
I wish I was a footballer in the English Premier League, I’d be a millionaire you see - as it’s full of mass intrigue. Chorus: He wants to be a footballer and earn a lot of money. Welcome to the English Premier League, the land of milk and honey. I’d play so good and earn my pay,
Ronaldo and Nani both shine and reach new heights, As together for Portugal -they had Wales in their sights. Ronaldo Bales out Portugal - with a towering thumping header, Making lowly Wales all feel at the end of their tether. Ronaldo, the flying footballer - jumped seven feet, Insisting he and Portugal would never accept
Once again the Wales do proud, and the nation all sing their praises. This little country goes marching on - to the semi-final stages. They ‘over-came’ the mighty Belgium, by scoring three super goals. Now bring on La-France - believe me, anything goes! The people of the Welsh valleys, are all singing, oh, so loud.