My name is Donald Trump I am the new U.S. President, Now I will change things – and make a mega statement. We are going to have our lunch – at my inaugural ceremony – From ‘lobster’ to ‘roast beef-steaks’ – it’s cost me a lot of money. I will also watch some soccer – 

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The English FA Cup goes on for ever more, But in some games that are played – both teams fail to score. But there are some shocks in store – as the underdogs do well, And when they are on the pitch – they really all do gel. ‘Just take a look at the seasiders 

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A very famous footballer was remembered recently, Who helped England win the World Cup – which is now history. A very famous man indeed, and a doting father, Also a loving husband – to Tina, his beautiful wife to prosper. Bobby played for West Ham – and started as a schoolboy, And has young Bobby 

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The English FA Cup is getting very exciting, Some lower league English teams – it’s all very inviting. Manchester United are through, as well they really should be, Their main aim is to lift this solid silver trophy! Liverpool have to replay their game, and try and beat Plymouth, And Tottenham take on Wycombe, While 

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The schoolboy was a star, in class and on the field, Playing sports when he could – respect he sure did yield. He shone at what he did and he also heard the call: ‘This schoolboy would be famous by playing world-class football.’ A career of twenty years – which he relished every day, Playing 

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Jose Mourinho was so very angry, He thought Manchester United should’ve had a penalty. They nearly won their game with Arsenal, But the game finished 1-1 – instead of 1-0. Gareth Southgate is now England’s new boss. He should be paid on results – so he’d be working for a loss! The England dummies gave 

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WOW! WOW! WOW! Wonders will never cease! England played Malta – and won the match with ease! The players ran round the pitch – and dazzled with the ball, They ran circles round Malta – they felt like ten foot tall! Wayne Rooney was in mid- field – he has to prove him- self. Or 

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Wayne Rooney is now a comedian, he says he’ll prove the doubters all wrong, He says he’ll come back as “good as new” – and merrily on song. ‘What’s he going to do – win some major trophy? And win it single handed – and reap in his own glory?’ He’s in his mid thirty’s 

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The scandal just carries on for the English FA, They appointed a new manager – who caused them such dismay. The scandal broke just recently – in a posh hotel, The meeting between reporters – and was it kiss and tell? Some would call it entrapment – lured by a trap. By a gang of 

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Wayne Rooney is in a moody – is he now too old? Is he past his sell by date – the truth will now unfold. With new players coming in – and he feels so isolated, Is it time for Rooney to leave – which has been widely speculated! Yes, he was a brilliant player, 

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I remember in the 1970s, it seems so long ago, I used to watch the football – on TV with my dad always in the know! All the teams were really good – and they played with skill and pace, They really were so entertaining – in fact they were really ace! There were several 

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A derby at Old Trafford, with two Manchester clubs, Both Man City and Man United – will they use their subs? Mourinho verses Guardiola, are fierce rivals, that’s for sure, But there can only be one winner – the game won’t be a bore. Will Wayne Rooney prove his doubters wrong? And win the game 

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I watched the England football game with eager anticipation, Knowing if they WON the game – it would cause a great sensation. Their opponents were Slovakia – who were the better team, They really should have won it – do you know what I mean?! Big Sam Allardyce – he looked so stressed out, Maybe 

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The English football league is now underway, But why was Gary Lineker wearing his underpants to present Match of The Day? He wore them for a bet, because his team won the league, His beloved Leicester City – they caused mass intrigue! And what about the mighty Liverpool – playing Arsenal, What a cracking game 

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I am a very rich footballer, and I play for Manchester United, I flew in to Manchester – on my private jet, because I was invited. I wear a lot of bling, as jewelry I do love, And as I’m worth millions, a gift from my lord, above. My agent did the haggling, and he 

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