Jose Mourinho was so very angry, He thought Manchester United should’ve had a penalty. They nearly won their game with Arsenal, But the game finished 1-1 – instead of 1-0. Gareth Southgate is now England’s new boss. He should be paid on results – so he’d be working for a loss! The England dummies gave 

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Wayne Rooney is now a comedian, he says he’ll prove the doubters all wrong, He says he’ll come back as “good as new” – and merrily on song. ‘What’s he going to do – win some major trophy? And win it single handed – and reap in his own glory?’ He’s in his mid thirty’s 

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I remember in the 1970s, it seems so long ago, I used to watch the football – on TV with my dad always in the know! All the teams were really good – and they played with skill and pace, They really were so entertaining – in fact they were really ace! There were several 

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A derby at Old Trafford, with two Manchester clubs, Both Man City and Man United – will they use their subs? Mourinho verses Guardiola, are fierce rivals, that’s for sure, But there can only be one winner – the game won’t be a bore. Will Wayne Rooney prove his doubters wrong? And win the game 

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I watched the England football game with eager anticipation, Knowing if they WON the game – it would cause a great sensation. Their opponents were Slovakia – who were the better team, They really should have won it – do you know what I mean?! Big Sam Allardyce – he looked so stressed out, Maybe 

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The English football league is now underway, But why was Gary Lineker wearing his underpants to present Match of The Day? He wore them for a bet, because his team won the league, His beloved Leicester City – they caused mass intrigue! And what about the mighty Liverpool – playing Arsenal, What a cracking game 

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I am a very rich footballer, and I play for Manchester United, I flew in to Manchester – on my private jet, because I was invited. I wear a lot of bling, as jewelry I do love, And as I’m worth millions, a gift from my lord, above. My agent did the haggling, and he 

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UK football has now commenced today, The Championship is underway as the teams come out to play. Also in Division One, the teams will all do battle. To kick off another season – players running round like cattle. There’s also Division Two – where lesser teams are based. But they all play for promotion – 

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The UK football pundits are in the news today, The press are all condemning them – and all they have to say. The FA are telling them all – to get a decent job, Not sit in a studio – like a slouchy slob! They’ve all been told to go in to management, And earn 

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My name is Wayne Rooney, I am the captain of England, But now my positions under threat, the new manager is in command. I am in my mid thirties, and I’m not getting any younger, They may recruit some new blood – someone with more stature! I don’t know what the future holds – and 

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We are Sunderland Football Club, and we’re searching for a new manager, We’ve lost Sam Allardyce – and now we feel real anger. He was poached by the elite, of the English FA, To take up a new job – as England manager, we are now in disarray! But we are still in the English 

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The big bosses of the England FA, have made their final decision, They’ve found a new boss for the England team position. They sat round a boardroom, table scratching all their heads, Wondering who to appoint – when they’d rather be home in their comfy beds! Behold! Sam Allardyce, is now in the hot seat, 

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The football season is soon to start My TV and footy will never part. In August it kicks off and the crowds all roar, Especially if your team does always score. To watch those players earn their dough, But sometimes a game can be so slow. The English Premier League is where it is, Watching 

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I wish I was a footballer in the English Premier League, I’d be a millionaire you see – as it’s full of mass intrigue. Chorus: He wants to be a footballer and earn a lot of money. Welcome to the English Premier League, the land of milk and honey. I’d play so good and earn my pay, 

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Ronaldo and Nani both shine and reach new heights, As together for Portugal -they had Wales in their sights. Ronaldo Bales out Portugal – with a towering thumping header, Making lowly Wales all feel at the end of their tether. Ronaldo, the flying footballer – jumped seven feet, Insisting he and Portugal would never accept 

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