Wayne Rooney is now
a comedian, he says
he’ll prove the doubters
all wrong,
He says he’ll come
back as “good as new” -
and merrily on song.
‘What’s he going to
do - win some major
trophy?
And win it single
handed - and reap
in his own glory?’
He’s in his mid thirty’s
now - that s now
quite old,
Especially for a UK
footballer - well, this
is what I’m told.
He’s now well past
his “sell-by-date” -
and past his dominant
best,
And, now, whenever
he does play - he
always fails the test.
He really should accept
that he is getting old.
And he isn’t as quick
as he was - his legs
have started to fold.
He really does feel
depressed - and upset
by his form of late,
But he has had his
time - he needs to
accept his fate!
He was dropped by
Jose Mourinho - and
Man United are now
playing better.
Why is he still the
captain - he can’t get
any fitter!
Gareth Southgate also
states, ‘he still does
have faith;’
‘Faith in Wayne Rooney -
just give him a good-
bye wave!’
But if Wayne Rooney
does retire - he does
have a back up job,
He can always be a
comedian - and earn
a good few bob!
I hate to say he’s
past his best - he’s
proved that on the
pitch.
He’s now a “star”
on ITV’s Newzoids -
all he needs is Lilo
and Stitch!!!!
Written by Darryl Ashton 
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