My name is Aleksandr
Orlov, and I am now
a meerkat footballer,
I cannot play in the
goal - because I need
to be taller!
I will be the referee,
and Sergei will be in
goal -
Oleg will be meerkat
striker - but he cannot
get the ball?
We are playing in the
England - in the English
Premier League -
Where all the footballers
are very rich - I have
to join indeed.
Playing also in the USA -
and scoring lots of goals,
Sergei is no good - he
always has to crawls!!!!
But, we are the meerkat
professionals - and we
have to play the same,
But if I do not score any
goal - Sergei I will blame.
Off we run onto the pitch -
it is so real grass,
But Sergei looks so daft
in shorts - he’s such a
silly ass!!!!
We like the O-Posts -
super blog - they like our
writing friend,
Hello to Sir Darryl Ashton -
he writes a brand new
trend.
We love to play in America -
we feel like movie stars,
But Sergei tries to kiss me -
when I’m watching the
Star Wars!!!!
We also play the soccer - in
sunny Africa -
I run all over the hot land -
we need to drink more
water.
The Meerkat’s will play
England - for a silver solid
cup,
But Oleg cannot play today -
he is just a pup!!
Sergei thinks he’s the best -
I let him down gently -
He’s too old, and far too
slow - he used to run so
speedy!
We have to get real - and
we cannot play the soccer -
We leave that to the humans -
then I give them all a lecture.
Sergei likes the football - and
he plays with his furry pimple -
Now he watches on meerkat
TV - it’s all incredibly SIMPLE!!!!
We have to be professional -
and not to be the groovy’s,
Being in the English Football
Premier League - is better
than Hollywood Movies.
We do not like to kiss each
other - we shake our claws
to celebrate -
It just doesn’t look right -
Sergei knows his fate!!!!
We will always be the better
team - but Sergei is now a
slob;
‘Being in charge of IT - and
playing his computermabob!!!!’
So, now we watch the football,
on large screen television -
Welcome to meerkat football -
now it’s intermission!!!!!!
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